day of dan :: memoirs of an invisible dan

11 things to do when your hosting dies for 11 hours.

• Organise a charity football event for low-paid health workers
• Eat a lot of pizzas. Weigh yourself before and after.
• Write a Shakespearian soliloquay and perform it before some elderly welsh fisherman.
• Watch Big Brother.
• Write numerous complaint emails, before realising they’re not going to get there for a while.
• Swear repeatedly at Firefox’s ‘Site not found’ message.
• Think of a great idea for a new business, then forget it the second the hosting is fixed.
• Find a friend with the same hosting package down, and whinge with them.
• Rent a bouncy castle. Jump on it.
• Watch the Godfather trilogy, and then play the game for two hours.
• Plan revenge against someone who has once done you wrong.

I hope this proves helpful to someone in the future.

dan Jibber Jabber