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Found this online earlier, my god they’re hot.

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So today I read a rather informative article about Channel 4 wanting to screen a documentary about an organised masturbation event in London. Now I’m not over excited about this, after all it’ll be mostly men and I’d rather not watch that. But it got me thinking, what an awesome time to hold a drinking game! Anyway, that led to another list, so here it is:

Things to do whilst watching the Wankathon

• Have a drinking game, when one of them explodes with delight, do a shot! Preferably a white ish liqueur.
• Try and spot people you know, relatives, work colleagues etc…
• Hold a formal dinner party, but have it on in the background for a laugh.
• Print out invitations to the event and leave them around the office. If your feeling dangerous, outside a primary school.
• Take a prospective partner there on a first date.
• Practice at home for future events.
• Just go to the god damn thing and crack one off.

If you wish to read what I was reading, here it is.

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