A short story by D&T
March 12th, 2007
Bob the Builder went to the Erotica-Show to get a big fat plastic fork, so then he used it on his bum. The very next day he also used it on his pet frog called Freddy.
When the frog tried to use the fork he found himself very excitable. The second time he used the fork was the first time he didnt reach the climactic ending and he cried.
Why are forks so pleasurable?