day of dan :: memoirs of an invisible dan

Oh hai, welcum an fanks fer teh readins. Mai naem is teh Thug Kitteh an iz want to tawks to u bowts teh mowses. Fer too long dem mowses be messin wif teh kittehs. Steelin r noms an stuffs. Srsly.

We kittehs mus rise up aginst dem nawty mowses an iz be proposin dis five point plan fer teh uprisin:

1. Twentee-thowsand mowses mus be turminated. On toosday.
2. Thug Kitteh to be maed rooler of teh mowses and teh kittehs.
3. Hoomins hu own teh mowses as pet mus enshure dat teh mowses r kept inna lockt mowse-howse. Mowses mus neva be let owt. Srsly.
4. Mowses mus haf one leg cut off. Feed teh leg to teh starvin kittehs who iz too por to buy own nomnoms.
5. Free milk n cookies fer teh kittehs who kill teh most nawty wild mowses.

I fink yoo will agree dat dis is teh bestest ways to go. Fanks fer readins, n iz hopin dat teh Gorden Brown will be readin dem wurds an stuff.

Veev la revulooshun.

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