… when the husband of an MP can’t knock one out to his favourite pornographic material? Seriously, and as if she “gave him an ear-bashing”. Sorry Jacqui, but all men enjoy a spot of the naked television, you should be happy your husband is normal.
It’s been a while since I’ve blogged, and for that I apologise. I missed the opportunity to blog about Jade Goody. I’m fairly sure she’d be happy about that.
Anywho, follow me on Twitter @danfiveoh if you dare, random updates aplenty.
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Since I could hold my head up high, and it’s been a while, since I first saw you.
Well, they say as one door closes, another opens. Seemingly though, recently i’ve had more doors closing than opening which kind of makes my life a bit too much like a maze for my liking.
However, the doors that have been opening could be more significant than I think so for once, I might just go through them and not come back.
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Bob the Builder went to the Erotica-Show to get a big fat plastic fork, so then he used it on his bum. The very next day he also used it on his pet frog called Freddy.
When the frog tried to use the fork he found himself very excitable. The second time he used the fork was the first time he didnt reach the climactic ending and he cried.
Why are forks so pleasurable?
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Okay, so I really, really want one of these. I can just picture the joy of burning down the A6 in one of these bad boys.
Product blurb:
Introducing the VentureOne, a revolutionary 3-wheel, tilting, plug-in Hybrid vehicle. This unique 2-passenger flex-fuel Hybrid vehicle will achieve 100 miles per gallon, accelerate from 0-60 in 6 seconds with a top speed of over 100 mph, yet at a retail price of under $20,000.
URL:
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dan I want one
I’ve just been informed you can now get a flux capacitor for free here!
Just search for part # 18851985.
dan I want one
Many thanks to Tom for sharing this delightful piece of world news. Yes, a shortage of breasts in Liverpool has led to this.
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They say rock music was invented by a man, so cool for school that he wore only the finest fitted leather trousers. They were wrong. Rock music was invented by three rocking gents and one kickass lady. Rock music was invented by Solitude.
Supported on their last tour by Panic! At The Disco and Take That, they’ve become known as heavyweights in an industry full of corruption and scandal. Fighting aside rumours of a split, they’ve just released their fourth album, “Love can exist between two men” – featuring their hit new song, “Don’t let my son go down on me” and their hugely successful cover of “It’s Chico Time!”.
It’s hard to say what the future holds for these fiery rockers, but what we can say, is that 2007 will be the year of long hair, stripey jumpers, and Solitude. Rock on.
View their site: Solitude Online
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I feel I must apologise for the lack of blogging recently, it appears my friend Tom has missed my views, tales and sweet, sober antics, told through the medium of text.
It is to Tom I dedicate this post, may it give you the strength to cut your hair. If it makes you feel any better, not much has gone on. I’m okay, my life is wonderful.
Thanks for caring.
dan Jibber Jabber
Found this online earlier, my god they’re hot.
Click here
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