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Okay, so it’s Day 2 (in regard to press coverage) of this wonderful Porngate scandal that seems to be rocking the country at the moment so I’ll comment a bit further after my short post yesterday.

Well, it seems karma has finally caught up with Jacqui Smith, a woman with more expenses than Paris Hilton. It seems appropriate that our Home Secretary be brought down by the same lack of personal freedom that’s she’s been trying to take away from us.

Of course, her husbands hand-shandying to some £5-a-go porn isn’t the real issue, but it’s serving a valuable point. It’s not nice when your rights to a free and personal life are shared, is it?

Live by the sword, die by the sword.

I salute Richard Timney, and wish him well in his future pocket-shuffling. We, the country, don’t blame you one bit. You’re a hero amongst men. You might be getting an ear-bashing from your wife and you probably won’t be getting any for a while, but that’s okay, there’s always porn. However you might want to save yourself and the taxpayers some cash by hitting up YouPorn.

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… when the husband of an MP can’t knock one out to his favourite pornographic material? Seriously, and as if she “gave him an ear-bashing”. Sorry Jacqui, but all men enjoy a spot of the naked television, you should be happy your husband is normal.

It’s been a while since I’ve blogged, and for that I apologise. I missed the opportunity to blog about Jade Goody. I’m fairly sure she’d be happy about that.

Anywho, follow me on Twitter @danfiveoh if you dare, random updates aplenty.

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