day of dan :: memoirs of an invisible dan » wanking http://blog.dayofdan.com (or, what the hell am I going to write a book about?) Thu, 31 Dec 2009 16:47:17 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1 The irony, and the hero http://blog.dayofdan.com/2009/03/30/the-irony-and-the-hero/ http://blog.dayofdan.com/2009/03/30/the-irony-and-the-hero/#comments Mon, 30 Mar 2009 11:23:10 +0000 dan http://blog.dayofdan.com/?p=25 Okay, so it’s Day 2 (in regard to press coverage) of this wonderful Porngate scandal that seems to be rocking the country at the moment so I’ll comment a bit further after my short post yesterday.

Well, it seems karma has finally caught up with Jacqui Smith, a woman with more expenses than Paris Hilton. It seems appropriate that our Home Secretary be brought down by the same lack of personal freedom that’s she’s been trying to take away from us.

Of course, her husbands hand-shandying to some £5-a-go porn isn’t the real issue, but it’s serving a valuable point. It’s not nice when your rights to a free and personal life are shared, is it?

Live by the sword, die by the sword.

I salute Richard Timney, and wish him well in his future pocket-shuffling. We, the country, don’t blame you one bit. You’re a hero amongst men. You might be getting an ear-bashing from your wife and you probably won’t be getting any for a while, but that’s okay, there’s always porn. However you might want to save yourself and the taxpayers some cash by hitting up YouPorn.

]]> http://blog.dayofdan.com/2009/03/30/the-irony-and-the-hero/feed/ 0 What is the world coming to… http://blog.dayofdan.com/2009/03/29/what-is-the-world-coming-to/ http://blog.dayofdan.com/2009/03/29/what-is-the-world-coming-to/#comments Sun, 29 Mar 2009 21:37:19 +0000 dan http://blog.dayofdan.com/?p=24 … when the husband of an MP can’t knock one out to his favourite pornographic material? Seriously, and as if she “gave him an ear-bashing”. Sorry Jacqui, but all men enjoy a spot of the naked television, you should be happy your husband is normal.

It’s been a while since I’ve blogged, and for that I apologise. I missed the opportunity to blog about Jade Goody. I’m fairly sure she’d be happy about that.

Anywho, follow me on Twitter @danfiveoh if you dare, random updates aplenty.

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Things to do whilst watching the Wankathon

  • Have a drinking game, when one of them explodes with delight, do a shot! Preferably a white ish liqueur.
  • Try and spot people you know, relatives, work colleagues etc…
  • Hold a formal dinner party, but have it on in the background for a laugh.
  • Print out invitations to the event and leave them around the office. If your feeling dangerous, outside a primary school.
  • Take a prospective partner there on a first date.
  • Practice at home for future events.
  • Just go to the god damn thing and crack one off.

If you wish to read what I was reading, here it is.

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